I can remember what happened on 9-11-01. 3,000 people died, 30 Billion Assholes fapped, and half of America wanted to lynch the President over it. (Keep in mind that we’re talking about the Shrub, not Ba Rock. Keep that Race Card down!)

Part of me was desiring to turn all of Afganistan into a parking lot. Part of me prayed to God that no Muslims approached me. The rest of me felt like I was in Junior High all over again, in a global scale. America is not the bully. America is the geek in school who is bullied by all the other countries for being, well, just being. And God help America if they even think of defending themselves against the bullies, let alone fight back.

And I know that there were a lot of people who felt that way.

I think we have the right to cheer this day, when we learned that we have a confirmed kill on Osama Bin Ladin.

I’ll be in his grave with a full bladder and a rack of bacon.