You wanna know why this guy’s so popular?  (The bald guy who was the former marine, Chicago Cop, and Jerry Springer bouncer, not what I call his ‘Pet Moron of the Day.’)

It’s because of assholes like this guy:  http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584361,00.html

Wouldn’t you want to just smack someone who would light a puppy on fire in front of their kids?

If Wilcos wasn’t a Marine, he would.

But he wants to, oh, would he want to.