Thanksgiving Special: King Flames Twilight
Thursday, November 26th, 2009You wanna know why I don’t like the by-now-famous vampire series that kinds picked up the Harry Potter crowd. Not only does it involve the heavy over marketing and hyper commercialization that Harry Potter is cursed with, well, I’ll just let the book writing God, Stephen King, sum it up for you.
“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good." – Reference: Exclusive: Stephen King on J.K. Rowling, Stephenie Meyer
Sometimes life just ain’t fair. People would say that I make a very imaginative story, and the teabaggers just go gaga over Blood and Metal, but I hear more people referring to Troll Sites than people who want to buy them. And some half-witted hack who just spits out 200 pages of vampire sex—and people say that I’m a freak—and becomes an international sensation? Just because of a bunch of rabid squealing elitist school girls prefer dreaming about vampires that glitter—Glitter!—Did Dracula glitter?! Would Dracula rather greet the sunrise with open arms than be caught with a bit of glitter on him? I can just hear him now: “Take me, Sun! Take me!”—who’d look at everyone else as the great fucking unwashed.
Some of them probably photoshop dicks on Stephen King’s face.
