Terran Franklin

Reference:  http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/industries/media/disney-acquire-marvel-entertainment-b/

{Holds up sealed envelope to his forehead}
Me: Because Tony Stark drunk it all.
{Proceeds to open up envelope}
Mickey Mouse: Because Tony Stark drunk it all. This outta be good, huh-ha!
{Pulls out slip of paper and reads it}
Me: Why is the Rum always gone?