Terran Franklin

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{Holds up sealed envelope to his forehead}
Me: Because Tony Stark drunk it all.
{Proceeds to open up envelope}
Mickey Mouse: Because Tony Stark drunk it all. This outta be good, huh-ha!
{Pulls out slip of paper and reads it}
Me: Why is the Rum always gone?

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. . . and we will have zero problems preserving his body.

Official Statement:  http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/26/family-statement-sen-ted-kennedys-death/

(Yeah, in all honesty.  Was it his brain who had that cancer, or his fricking liver?)

I wanted to post up some of these articles last week, but I was indisposed.

Item:  Bill O’Riley gives the Pressie his props.

As you know, I’m not an Obama Basher.  Even though we might disagree on an occasional topic, I have nothing against him.  In fact, I hope he finds a way to meet with the public halfway and become a successful president.  I won’t join in on the Anti-Obama rhetoric—All Birthers, GTFO and take your FAIL with you—which is too prevalent in some parts of the recent protests.  You might even see Obama in BAM 01 wishing Eric well on his journey, you don’t know.

I’m not the only person who believe that way, none better than Bill O’Riley, Mr. Fox News himself, has given a pro-Obama piece in a recent issue of Parade.  You might have read it in the Sunday papers.

Here’s the article:  http://www.parade.com/news/2009/08/09-what-obama-can-teach-americas-kids.html

Granted, he’s gotten quite a bit of flack over those who see things way to politically, but Officer O’Riley’s very sincere about the piece.  Only one person in America can be the president at that time, and getting the office is no easy task.  And that’s when you actually want to be President; about 99.9999% of Americans will just go “FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!” if they were given the chance to do it.  Barack Obama had to overcome a lot of hurdles on his way to the oval office, and for actually getting to his goal, Bill, and most of the American Public, would admire him for doing so.

Item:  Werid things happen when you’re bored after school

I won’t make any comments about this.  I’ll just tap my forehead and give you the link:  http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2009/08/obama-joker-artist.html

Bored during his winter school break, Firas Alkhateeb, a senior history major at the University of Illinois, crafted the picture of Obama with the recognizable clown makeup using Adobe’s Photoshop software.

The things we do for Lulz, people.

Here is a true sign that some protestors in these Town Hall meetings are taking it a bit too far.

In this particular video of  McCaskill’s Infamous Q&A (which I’ve blogged on before,) someone was holding up a poster of Miss Rosa Parks, one of the better known and easier to rally around, figures in the Civil Rights Movement.  She’s the one who sat in the front of the bus with her middle finger ready for anyone who was disturbed over the scene.  (She might not have used the middle finger, but that’s not the point here.)  Some wackoff who had too much to drink just walked up and ripped the poster away and started to rip it to shreds!

All that’s missing in this video is a multitude of yellow flags beaning the idiot.

Here’s something that’ll make you chuckle about a ‘popular’ trend on the tubes…

Reference:  http://www.reallifecomics.com/

And now for something lighter to read, here’s this little gem from failblog.org

What was the admen over at QuickTrip thinking?

You’ll notice something about this blog that can be controversial to some people, but it’s where my stance is on things:  I refuse to bash President Obama.  Got sick and tired of it long before he was inaugurated.  I’m especially nauseated toward the birthers who claim that he’s constitutionally disqualified for the office in spite of Hawaii posting the birth certificate to everyone.

You’ll see me bash Nancy Pilosi and Harry Reed all day.  Consider Acorn and SCIU the modern day equivalent of a goose stepping brown shirted mob—especially with how they’re starting to shove concerned citizens exercising their free speech rights away from the Town Halls.  I can talk about issues all day with some people—and just don’t mention Hillary to me, she makes me want to puke—but I will always make an effort to show the President in a good light.  He might even have a cameo in BAM 01 just to piss people off.

My reasons why are two fold, the first one is more obvious.  After twenty—yes, twenty—years of nothing but wide scale Bush and Clinton bashing, I have learned to turn a deaf ear on anybody crapping on any current president.  I just couldn’t look at the president anymore and feel a sense of pride for the man.  Or anyone wanting to get to that office.  I want to look at the president—or in that matter America in general—and not be filled with an urge to chuck up my dinner.  That’s why I refuse to join in on the smearing of Barack.  (Also unspoken is the fact that, being someone who’s, ahem, well known in the ‘chans, I know what it’s like to be treated like Bush, and it ain’t pretty.)

The second reason is where Truthiness lies.  I grant you, Barack may be a progressive and I won’t agree with him on every topic.  He might even be considered misguided in some areas, but I believe that he is trying to do what he thinks is best for the country, and at times he shows that he’s actually doing the right thing.  For any proof in this, I merely point to articles like this:

Justice Department Asks Supreme Court to Block Release of Detainee Abuse Photos

If Barack was truly an leftist ideologue, he would have personally put those detainee Abuse Photos out on the public for all to see, and let the soldiers fighting for us be damned.  He could have even pull a John “The Baby Killer” Kerry and claim that all of the Iraqi War soldiers were like that, creating a new batch of broken veterans and ensuring that there’s no money in the world that could bring anyone to join the services, much like what I felt about how they treated the armed forces after Vietnam.  But Barack refused to do that.  He making his wishes known that he wants those photos secured, and if he had what I think is his way, he’d want them shredded.  That tells me something.

Barack is doing what he thinks is the right thing.  And in fact, I agree, in this topic, he is doing the right thing.

He might know more about organizing communities than changing regimes, but he has a good decent grasp at what is right or wrong, and seeing those photos on the front page of, say, the New York Times—a company where every employee would no doubt fap over seeing those photos on the front page, and I mean, they’d literally unzip their flies and pleasure themselves over the printed copies.  Right where they’re standing too.  In public, if you will.  I wish I was kidding—would be just plain wrong.  Both the photos and the fapping.

(I will never make it in talk radio.)

You ask me, I think Barack would be better served by a more balanced congress than the one he has now.  This current congress is being run into the ground by Nanci Pilosi and Harry Reed, two progressive ideologues who are completely out of control, and are leading the president in ways that not only are not liked by the general public—who are as I posted earlier being flat out ignored and discounted by the elitist leaders in Washington—but could give some people bad images of America’s past.

You should really concern yourself with what will go on with the midterm election, especially with your senators and representatives.  Congress is out of control and it’s imperative that we should dismiss these current members out and put in people who will think with cooler heads, read the bills they vote on, and think of the people who vote them in as little more than peasants who can’t even take a dump by themselves but still are required to vote for them.

Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time. –Fortune Cookie at my lunch today:  Super Spicy General Tso’s Chicken.  Yummers

Update from Fox News

From what I heard from Gibson (Your Mileage is allowed to Vary) all five of the arrests from earlier—I’m not counting the Post-Dispatch photojournalist who was caught in the sweep—were ACORN nutjobs sent to my city to stir up shit.

And stir up shit they did.

Kenneth Gladney, 38, a conservative activist from St. Louis, said he was attacked by some of those arrested as he handed out yellow flags with “Don’t tread on me” printed on them. He spoke to the Post-Dispatch from the emergency room at St. John’s Mercy Medical Center, where he said he was awaiting treatment for injuries to his knee, back, elbow, shoulder and face. Gladney, who is black, said one of his attackers, also a black man, used a racial slur against him before the attack.

“It just seems there’s no freedom of speech without being attacked,” he said.
– Reference:  Black Conservative Assaulted, Called Racial Slur at St. Louis Town Hall